“Like when I'm in the bathroom looking at my toilet paper, I'm like 'Wow! That's toilet paper?' I don't know if we appreciate how much we have.”
Peter Nivio Zarlenga
“I poop. You poop. We all poop. So why on TV is it only politically correct for cartoon bears to talk about dingle berries and other toilet paper related issues?”
“Please wipe your vagina good and wash it good. There is nothing more unattractive then your man finding toilet paper crumbs in your vagina.”
“When you look at the world through a window it looks so peaceful and harmless ,but looks can be very deceiving. When looking out that window it is easy to imagine that it is.Gary F Evans...”
gary f evans
“I have two brain cells left, and one of them is busy reminding me to buy toilet paper.”
“Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.”
“If I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm looking at the grouting on the tiles, that grouting really gets me. Mothers have a thing about grouting.”
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