“I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!”
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