“You'll get one number and one number only, 'cause I'm a lazy bastard!”
“The number one reason for failure is EGO!”
Dr.'s Rick and Susann Crawford
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth.”
“I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.”
“Why is it that right-wing bastards always stand shoulder to shoulder in solidarity, while liberals fall out among themselves?”
“I grow, I prosper;Now, gods, stand up for bastards!”
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