“They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. Sinners are much more fun...”
“The restoration of God’s kingdom is not simply to enable mankind to be redeemed from sin and go to heaven”
“Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.”
“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”
“It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the poser to choose either.”
“A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.”
Abigail Van Buren
“The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.”
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