“There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!”
“Remind me again, Which Circle of Hell did Dante reserve for Editors...and now that I'm living here, would you mind forwarding my mail?”
Jules Carlysle - Famous Canadian Author & Humorist
“Trying to decide if you love a work of art is like trying to decide if you love a person, if you have to think about it, its not love.”
“The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.”
“Comedy is a socially acceptable form of hostility and aggression. That is what comics do, stand the world upside down.”
“My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
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