“Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first”
“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
“Behind every unsuccessful man was a woman telling him to get a real job.”
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
“The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship”
“If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.”
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