“Dark comedy is very difficult. You have to bring the audience in and push them away at the same time.”
“Trying to decide if you love a work of art is like trying to decide if you love a person, if you have to think about it, its not love.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
“The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.”
“Comedy is a socially acceptable form of hostility and aggression. That is what comics do, stand the world upside down.”
“Comedy is tragedy plus time.”
“Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'”
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