“Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.”
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”
“I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.”
“Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words”
“He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.”
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