“The damn thing is layered like a frozen onion.”
“Onions can make ev'n Heirs and Widows weep”
“Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.”
“The only things frozen are the French fries and onion rings. Our oven is built like a Ford Explorer, and we can cook for 5,000 people.”
“An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.”
“Give even an onion graciously”
“Most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath.”
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