“Always be yourself... unless you suck.”
“I can suck melancholy out of a song as a weasel sucks eggs.”
“I have buck teeth. I sucked my thumb until I was eleven, and then I went on to suck other things. I'm very insecure.”
“I think that kind of sucks. I really do. If you have the second-best record, you should have the second seed. That's how I feel about it, but there's nothing you can do about it.”
“I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.”
“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines”
“Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.”
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