“I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory.”
“Whatever you are, be a good one.”
“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
“When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.”
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