“I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory.”
“Whatever you are, be a good one.”
“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”
“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”
“When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.”
“The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.”
“I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money”
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