“Children and drunks always speak the truth.”
“Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it”
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
“Note To Kids: I Never Drunk Alcohol,, Smoked or did Drugs and Im Still Cool..”
Kalum Johnson (Kdog)
“Being drunk is: thinking CLEARLY about almost NOTHING.”
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
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