“One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.”
“Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.”
“If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral”
“A great part of the pleasure of travel lies in the fulfillment of early wishes to escape the family and especially the father”
“Earlier days it used to be mother in laws were the main reason for cause of filing divorce, these days its seems to be whatsapp and facebook - devaski”
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”
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