“Do I look like a turnip that just fell off the turnip truck”
“Erection is chiefly caused by parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, acorns bruised to a powder drunk in muscatel”
“This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip”
“You can't get blood out of a turnip”
“You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip”
“I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect than the potatoes.”
“One who is proud of ancestry is like a turnip; there is nothing good of him but that which is underground”
Quotes Daddy offers a number of tools for developers and bloggers to integrate quotes into their site including customizable widgets, embeddable quotes and API.
Over 1,000,000 famous quotes and user quotes that you can save to your favorites, share with friends and add to your site, blog or social network.