“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.”
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”
“One day you will walk out the door and meet the person that you will share the rest of your life with...make sure that you are ready”
“Tell tale signs that a person may easily get bored of relationships or marriage;They change their handsets or cars frequently.”
david atta (a.k.a davied attlars & mr dain)
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