“I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.”
“It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.”
“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
“When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.”
“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.”
“You are blind and I am deaf and dumb, so let us touch hands and understand”
“A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?”
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