“I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.”
“When life gives you lemons, say Fuck that i order apples. Dont take anything but apples.”
“The best reason to smile everytime is knowing that, english is a funny language”
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones
“The passage of time is relative to which side of the bathroom door you are.”
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
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