“Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.”
“I've been on more men's laps than a napkin.”
“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”
“It is amusing that a virtue is made of the vice of chastity; and it's a pretty odd sort of chastity at that, which leads men straight into the sin of Onan, and girls to the waning of their color”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”
“A man's kiss is his signature.”
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