“I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would have to be one of my sisters or something.”
“I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob.”
“I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time.”
“I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.”
“My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.”
“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.”
“My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?”
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