“Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.”
“A man drank and became drunk, next he said, now i am delivered from my enemies and then walked into a river and drowned”
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“What soberness conceals, Drunkenness reveals”
“Let him who sins when drunk be punished when sober”
“He had the artistic metempsychosis which is half drunk when sober and looks down on airships when stimulated.”
“She's not drunk, she's just not sober.”
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