“If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!”
“If share markets continue to behave in this way for five more years, then the only stock people would buy would be the livestock.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough”
“There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.”
“The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.”
“The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know how to speak.”
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