“Tequila is for shots -- Patron is for sipping.”
“If I'd had any idea what he was up to, I wouldn't have had that sixth shot of tequila so I could have been more sober for all those interviews afterward,”
“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor”
“An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.”
“Tequila: medicine with teeth.”
“A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.”
“Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.”
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