“Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?”
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done”
Dwight David Eisenhower
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
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