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“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions”
“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'”
“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
“If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.”
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