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“If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you”
“An illiterate king is a crowned ass”
“Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ”
“I would like to take this opportunity [on Letterman] just to tell the press to KISS MY SKINNY WHITE ASS!"”
“The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.”
“I have to save my ass.”
“Shift that fat ass, Harry. But slowly, or you'll swamp the damned boat.”
“Not every ass has long ears”
“Kickin', ass takin' names, cashing checks, and breakin necks, the champ is here.”
“Can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground”
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