(12 quotes found)
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
“In life there are no winners, only assholes with Swiss Bank Accounts.”
“Some asshole kept throwing oranges and other fruit at me while I was onstage. Fucker had an arm like a major league pitcher...”
“I'm kind of a huge asshole and....”
“Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.”
“Opinons are like assholes, Everybody's got one!”
“He was very much an asshole before he was in the wheelchair.”
“If you weren't religious, you would still be as much of an asshole as you already are now.”
“He was an asshole, so I hit him.”
“Those who follow do not see anything other than the asshole in front of them.”
Jamie Michael Donoghue
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