(15 quotes found)
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
“In life there are no winners, only assholes with Swiss Bank Accounts.”
“Some asshole kept throwing oranges and other fruit at me while I was onstage. Fucker had an arm like a major league pitcher...”
“Opinons are like assholes, Everybody's got one!”
“He was very much an asshole before he was in the wheelchair.”
“Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.”
“I'm kind of a huge asshole and....”
“You have to carry a suitcase full of spare assholes for every time you have to bend over and take it.”
Big Ray Morrow
“If you weren't religious, you would still be as much of an asshole as you already are now.”
“He was an asshole, so I hit him.”
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