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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
“If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.”
“I write to discover what I think. After all, the bars aren't open that early.”
Daniel J. Boorstin
“I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.”
“We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar”
“Since every record surely contains something offensive to someone, sticker them all. Make this as meaningless as the bar code.”
“I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars: I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over.”
“I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there”
“An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site.”
Frank Lloyd Wright
“It takes a lot of guts to get up on top of a bar and dance.”
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