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“I shouldn't get drunk to prove am a grown-up...that's childish_ I'd rather grow my 'beards'_ and be cool.”
Kimto Oche Emmanuel
“If you want to know if someone has money, observe his beard and his boots.”
“Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.”
“I know how you roll, Tyson. Why don't you go shave your beard?”
“Add a beard and a space-despot wardrobe, and Gates has all the crowd appeal of Ming the Merciless.”
“A Beard And A Pipe Make A Wise Man”
“I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher.”
“A Man without beard is like Popeye without his Pipe!!!”
“Summoning the beard growth fairy, will take determination and a shit load of lights...”
Shane J van der Velde
“Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"The Pause of Mr. Claus"”
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