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“Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
George F. Burns
“You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again”
“I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'”
“He who goes to bed hungry dreams of pancakes.”
“I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers/ And laid entwined together in a bed of clover/ Left there to sleep/ Left there to dream of happiness.”
“Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It's that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think, making the private world public, that's what the poet does.”
“A wooden bed is better than a golden coffin.”
“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
“Ask not the name of him who asks you for a bed. It is especially he whose name is a burden to him, who has need of an asylum (room).”
“Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.”
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