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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
“I work until beer o'clock.”
“Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder”
“Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.”
“I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.”
“I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.”
“Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.”
“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.”
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