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“I've always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap”
“I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.”
“Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.”
“He was a wise man who invented beer.”
“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.”
“Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.”
“Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.”
“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose”
“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer”
“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant "Irish people."”
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