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“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”
“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.”
“I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats.”
“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose”
“He was a wise man who invented beer.”
“Homer no function beer well without.”
“Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.”
“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.”
“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant "Irish people."”
“Payday came and with it beer”
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