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“I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.”
“We discussed this very important issue yesterday over a beer.”
“If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.”
“Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.”
“Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine”
“The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.”
“Women, Can't live with 'em, Pass the beer nuts.”
“The government will fall that raises the price of beer.”
“Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.”
“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.”
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