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“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.”
“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.”
“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”
“I'm lost in the middle of my birthday. I want my friends, their touch, with the earth's last love. I will take life's final offering, I will take the last human blessing.”
“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.”
“Life is too short to be small.”
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
“Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.”
“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”
“There is still no cure for the common birthday.”
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