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“Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.”
“The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!”
“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”
“Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships.”
“He is . . . like many other geniuses, a greater friend to the bottle, than the bottle is to him.”
William Lyon MacKenzie
“A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle”
“A narrow neck keeps the bottle from being emptied in one swig.”
“If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.”
“I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.”
W. C. Fields
“Examine the contents, not the bottle”
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