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“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
Calvin & Hobbes
“Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!”
“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
“History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.”
“Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”
“God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.”
“Unfortunately for my report, mom caught me and I didn't get to see how it ended.”
“[At first, I just randomly turned the pages. Page 95, Volume 1, Calvin and Hobbes are sitting under a tree.] Do you think there is a God? ... Well, somebody's out to get me.”
“Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.”
“I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal.”
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