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“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac”
“I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.”
“Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did”
“When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.”
“One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like”
“I believe you can joke about anything.”
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”
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