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“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
Bobby W. Miller
“In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.”
“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth”
“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar”
“When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands”
“We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket”
“If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem”
“If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?”
“Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.”
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