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“Screw you guys, I'm going home”
“Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.”
“I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"”
“Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!”
“Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”
“Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!”
“If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”
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