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“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it”
“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.”
“If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.”
“I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.”
“Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions; the surest poison is time.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.”
“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat”
“I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.”
“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”
“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.”
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