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“That's what comedians do, comedians talk a lot. I laugh at it, too. He's never hung out with me. I don't even know him. So I can say anything about him, and he can say anything about me.”
“As I sit and reminisce about my childhood I think of experiences I would love to replicate for my daughter… my long love for books is on the list.”
“Jake, he's a regular comedian.”
“Excuse me for excusing, I have been ignorant. Excuse me for offending, I have been selfish. Excuse me for not pleasing, I am not a comedian.”
“He's the quiet clown of the team. He's not that outgoing, but there's a comedian inside him that comes out every once in a while.”
“I speak fluent gay. I took two years in high school and it just stuck.”
“I Think That People Should Learn From There Mistakes By Making A SubLoving Attendment To Get Further From The Own Looks They Rather Have”
“Anyone can make people laugh with a good joke but a truly funny person will make you laugh telling a bad one.”
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
Bobby W. Miller
“Sometimes just by changing a couple of words in a paragraph about someone blowing their brains out can give the reader a chuckle and make it all worthwhile.”
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