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“Bender [singing]Fry cracked corn and I don't care,Leela cracked corn, I still don't care,Bender cracked corn and he is great!Take that you stupid corn!”
“The glowing magma emerges like redhot toothpaste from a long, wide crack and then crawls into the Pacific, creating a tall, furious cloud of steam.”
“You're like a crack enhanced Kathie Lee!”
“I got addicted. News, particularly daily news, is more addictive than crack cocaine, more addictive than heroin, more addictive than cigarettes.”
“Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap crude rhythms for bears to dance to, while we long to make music that will melt the stars.”
“Why refer to Lady Crack Pipe or Good Sir Dishrag when these things could never live up to all that their sex implied.”
“We all get cracked nipples, mastitis and frantically do pelvic floor exercises' - on being just like any other Mum”
“She hit the ground so hard, she cracked the sidewalk and moved the concrete about four inches,”
“Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!”
“If there is anything in the universe that can't stand discussion, let it crack”
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