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“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.”
“A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you”
“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.”
“They asked her (Ruth Graham) did she ever think about divorce and she said, 'No, I've never thought of divorce in all these 35 years of marriage, but,' she said, 'I did think of murder a few times”
“I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.”
“Divorce is the sacrament of adultery.”
“Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by-pass. After such a monumental assault on the heart, it takes years to amend all the habits and attitudes that led up to it.”
Mary Kay Blakely
“I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Now I can wear heels. (on divorcing Tom Cruise)”
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