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“I drink to stay warm, and to kill selected memories...”
“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.”
W. C. Fields
“I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.”
“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
“To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog”
“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”
“Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases”
“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant "Irish people."”
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
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