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“If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader.”
Thomas S. Foley
“Drink to me”
“I'm drinking doubles now that you're running around single again.”
“A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.”
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
W. C. Fields
“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!”
“Don't spit into the well - you might drink from it later”
“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”
“I drink to the general joy of the whole table”
“Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.”
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