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“If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader.”
Thomas S. Foley
“You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.”
“Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.”
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
W. C. Fields
“My books are water; those of great geniuses are wine everybody drinks water”
“whatever you do, find ways to read poerty. Eat it, drink it, enjoy it, and share it.”
“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.”
“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!”
“Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases”
“Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.”
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