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“Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.”
William Tecumseh Sherman
“Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar.”
Willa Sibert Cather
“My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down -- but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.”
“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!”
“We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar”
“If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.”
“Erection is chiefly caused by parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, acorns bruised to a powder drunk in muscatel”
“When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.”
“If I had listened to the critics I'd have died drunk in the gutter”
“Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.”
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