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“In fine, he that is drunk is not a Man: Because he is so long void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast.”
“The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.”
“A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.”
“Let him who sins when drunk be punished when sober”
“If you can laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people willthink you're drunk.”
“Originally, I Was A Happy Drunk…”
“Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.”
“Sport, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose... It's how drunk you get.”
“Either you're drunk or your braces are lopsided.”
W. C. Fields
“I have drunk, and seen the spider.”
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