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“Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.”
“The reason the Yankees never lay an egg is because they don't operate on chicken feed.”
“Don't try to teach your Grandma to suck eggs”
“Offer the lazy an egg, and they'll want you to peel it for them”
“If you've broken the eggs, you should make the omelette.”
“Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.”
Hans Christian Andersen
“He found the egg-shaped perimeter of Nikita Khrushchev's head sweeping to a comic climax in the dark hole of his open mouth.”
“As the caterpillar chooses the fairest leaves to lay her eggs on, so the priest lays his curse on the fairest joys.”
“Someone said of a very great egotist: `He would burn your house down to cook himself a couple of eggs.'”
“She looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater.”
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