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“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.”
“Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it”
“So geographers, in Africa maps, With savage pictures fill their gaps, And o'er uninhabitable downs Place elephants for want of towns”
“A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.”
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
“Though your enemy is the size of an ant, regard him as an elephant”
“Elephant tusks cannot grow out of a dog's mouth.”
“have started to look like dying elephants.”
“Though the elephant's tail is short, it can nevertheless keep flies off the elephant”
“When elephant steps on a trap, no more trap”
“I have a face like the behind of an elephant.”
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