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“'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.”
“What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?”
“It isn't over until the fat lady sings”
“I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.”
“I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.”
“A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.”
“The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.”
“If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.”
“It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.”
“It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.”
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